What do you say when someone asks if you’re “acoustic”?

For those that don’t know, “acoustic” has become an ableist code word for “autistic.” Both begin with “a” and end with “stic.”

With that out of the way, if some ableist troll asks if I’m “acoustic,” I say, “I’m an electrified, synthesized, and amplified rock and roll badass motherfucker, baby!”

That doesn’t really impress trolls, though, because trolls don’t care. But I still think it’s clever.