50 Hilarious Ways To Annoy The Sh*t Out Of Your Girlfriend

Because there’s nothing more fun than annoying the sh*t out of your girlfriend.

1. Take her out for a movie. Book her ticket in a different row.

2. Backslap her every time you see her. Don’t hug, just backslap. Every 5 minutes.

3. Put up an offer to sell her on OLX.

4. Say “Oh, I’ve to tell you something”. Don’t. Watch her die from curiosity.

5. Every time she says ‘I Love You’, say LOL.

6. Start snoring every time she talks to you. Loudly.

7. Forget things. When she sends you to the market to get something, come back an hour later, empty-handed. Ask her what she wanted again. Do this a lot of times.

8. Flirt with that girl she absolutely hates.

9. Repeat everything she says.

10. Send her creepy messages from an unknown number.

11. Memorize her phone lock pattern. Change it when she’s not around.

12. Hack her Facebook account. Change her DP. Put up nasty comments on random people’s status updates.

13. Call her. Hang up the moment she picks, saying “I gotta go, I gotta go. Bye!” Keep doing that for the next ten minutes.

14. Stick a pencil up her nostril when she’s sleeping.

15. Ruffle her hair just after she has spent 2 hours styling it.

16. Call her over for a movie date. Make her watch ‘Gunda’.

17. ‘Seen zone’ her for an entire day on WhatsApp. When she has sent over 50 messages, just reply with a ‘K’.

18. Draw on her face when she’s sleeping.

19. Swap contacts and numbers on her phone. Replace her BFF’s number with her mother’s.

20. Close the elevator door on her, literally. Just when she’s about to enter.

21. Tag her parents on her drunk pictures.

22. Mime instead of actually speaking. Let everyone around in on the plan. Pretend like she’s gone deaf.

23. Talk to her nostrils.

24. Yell “Did you just fart?” every time you’re out in public.

25. Tell her you’ve got a surprise for her. Blindfold her. Take her around the house and finally, out the door and lock it.

26. Leave super mushy, embarrassing love comments on her Facebook pictures. Really long ones, with hearts and kisses.

27. Change her ringtone to a porn audio.

28. Load her hair dryer with powder and just wait for that priceless moment when she steps out of the bathroom to blow-dry her hair!

29. Don’t take her calls for an entire day. Text her back saying ‘TTYL Busy’ and send her your wedding invite on mail.

30. When you’re out with her on the streets, yell “You think she’s ugly?” every time a girl passes by.

31. Type really slowly. Like…really…slowly. One….word….at…a….time.

32. Pretend there’s a fly on her cheek and slap her. First cheek, then forehead, then cheek again.

33. Dial up a random contact from her phone. Tell her they called and make her have a super awkward conversation.

34. Place her hand on your crotch when you’re around people and then yell “Can you at least wait till we get back home?”

35. Give her water shots instead of vodka shots. Convince everyone that she’s really drunk till they stop believing her.

36. Whisper to her. Only, whisper.

37. Sniff her like a dog. In front of people.

38. Mix your dirty clothes with her clean ones.

39. Eat off her plate. Make it really messy. Mix the cheesecake with the salsa sauce.

40. Record scary noises on your phone. Hide your phone near her bed and play it when she’s sleeping.

41. Don’t talk for a while. Just sit and stare at the distance in silence. Then look at her and say, “So, what’s up?”

42. When she asks you to take a picture of her with her BFFs, switch to the front camera and click your own selfies. A hundred of them. While she’s busy posing.

43. Talk in the SMS lingo. Say ROFLMAO instead of actually laughing.

44. Pretend to be asleep and dirty talk with your imaginary girlfriend.

45. Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her, “This is it. They’ve come to take me. I don’t wanna go. Do something. Save me. SAVE ME!” and run out of the house.

46. When she’s having a heart-to-heart conversation with you, act like you suddenly got a seizure.

47. Wake her up in the middle of the night and pretend like you’ve to ask something very important and urgent. Ask her why Kattapa killed Baahubali.

48. Make a profile for her on a matrimonial site and mail her pictures of prospective grooms while she’s at work.

49. Photobomb every picture of her with her BFFs. Keep doing it till they give up.

50. Take her worst picture ever and put it up on the internet with the ‘1 like = 1 prayer’ caption.