Sup? Here’s a list of things guys do, in front of their crush.

1. How we try to get your attention:

• We usually tease you by saying ‘mean’ things. (Ik. So stupid.)• We laugh really loudly.• We push you, in crowded hallways, just to feel your skin. (Creepy.)• We walk around the area that you’re on.• We usually say our friend likes you and try to get you to notice us.• We ask for small things, like a pencil e.t.c.2. How you can tell we are crushing on you:• We usually look at you. (When we like someone, everything they do is interesting.)• If we know you, we tease you. (Once again, stupid.)• If we’re not close friends, then we’ll walk past you and bump into you.• When we talk to our friends, and see you, then we stop talking in case we say something stupid.• We like to fix our hairs, or bite our lips when we get nervous.• We try to be really loud, to make you hear/ notice us. (We’re very obnoxious)• If we are friends, we usually give you very long hugs.• We usually tend to smile and look happy around our crushes, for no reason.3. How we act / facial expressions:• We smile wide, genuinely, without looking forced.• Our hands are usually fixing our hair, or playing with our fingers.• Our eyes usually look at you, and when you look we turn around.• We blush.• When our crush is around, we tend to laugh more than usual.• We walk slower around you.• We always bite our lips, or lick our lips, when nervous.

4. What guys usually notice about their crush:

• Your hair. (If it’s curly, or straight or in a pony-tail.)• The color of you shirt / dress.• Your expression. (If you look mad, sad, glad.)• Who you are talking to. (A girl, a guy, maybe our own friend, so we can join your convo.)• Your make-up. (We usually don’t notice this but if you wear some red lipstick, we’ll prolly notice it.)

So hopefully you now know that we aren’t just video-game playing monkeys. We do have a heart and tend to fall for you girls. See ya next time, stay classy. =)

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